Aries (Mar. 21 – Apr. 19): Don’t be afraid to take risks. Going with that mime costume could end up being scarier than those clowns from last year.

Taurus (Apr. 20 – May 20): Want to add a little change to your life? It only takes one seance to turn normal into paranormal.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20): The future for you is bright. The graveyard rave you’ve been planning is sure to be a “Thriller”.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22): You will have a chance encounter with someone tall, pale, and sparkly. It might also be a good day to wear a scarf.

Leo (July 23 – Aug. 22): Your spirits may be a bit low, but summoning a demon can fix that. You know what they say, “Demons are a ghoul’s best friend!”

Virgo (Aug. 23 – Sept. 22): Go green! Ride your broom to school. Adopting a black cat wouldn’t be such a bad idea either.

Libra (Sept. 23 – Oct. 22): Feeling the urge to “pumpkin spice” up your life? Wear a pumpkin on your head. It’s a gourd look for you.

Scorpio (Oct. 23 – Nov. 21): Every cloud has a silver lining, and this silver lining is going to protect you from that pack of werewolves chasing you.

Sagittarius (Nov. 22 – Dec. 21): Try not to get caught in a web of lies. I hear the spiders that make those are HUGE.

Capricorn (Dec. 22 – Jan. 19): Don’t fret if you’ve been feeling a bit brain dead lately. That just means you won’t have to worry about zombies.

Aquarius (Jan. 20 – Feb. 18): You will find great fortune within a cabin deep in the woods, just ignore the shrieks, it’s probably fine.

Pisces (Feb. 19 – Mar. 20): You may be feeling a bit bonely, but I’m going to patella you that this week is going tibia skeleton of fun!