Dunks In Trouble With FDA

A recent study by the FDA found that Dunkin Donuts coffee actually contains .05% sewer water in a vast majority of their beverages. Since this is against the FDA’s regulations and guidelines, Dunkin Donuts is being forced to shut down their stores all over the country. CEO David Hoffman of Dunkin Donuts has yet to give any word on this matter and is also dealing with a $3 billion dollar lawsuit on his hands. The FDA advises that anyone who has ingested a Dunkin Donuts coffee to seek medical attention immediately as the sewer water could be toxic and harmful to the body, and can result in organ failure.